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This issue's joke theme is the call centre - the ones we all hate that turn out to be based in India. Well these are a few actual call centre conversations !!!!!
Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?".
Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".
Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".
Operator: "Sir, those are our opening hours".
One call to Tech(nical) Support actually went like this...
Operator "OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"Customer "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?" Puzzle 5
Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".
Operator: "Sir, those are our opening hours".
One call to Tech(nical) Support actually went like this...
Operator "OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"Customer "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?" Puzzle 5
Using the BrainTracker grid below, how many words can you find? Each word must contain the central B and no letter can be used twice, however, the letters do not have to be connected. Proper nouns are not allowed, however, plurals are. There is at least one nine letter word. Excellent: 40 words. Good: 31 words. Average: 25 words.
O E R T B M E R A
| O | E | R |
| T | B | M |
| E | R | A |
Ref: ZGQL] © Kevin Stone [Protected Puzzle]
Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven....
Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?"
Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland".
Crossword Puzzle
Crossword Clues
| Down 1. Molten rock (4) 2. Land measurement (4) 3. Grown up (5) 4. Unusual (7) 5. Small rivers (7) 8. Crime against crown (7) 9. In a knot (7) 11. Deep cut (5) 13. Close to (4) 14. Condiment (4 | Across 6. Rotten (6) 7. Small child (3) 8. London art gallery (4) 10. Depart (5) 12. Heavenly being (5) 13. Scottish loch (4) 15. Single number (3) 16. Horse barn (5) |
Mrs Jones visited a local shop to buy a vase. She picked up each of the different vases in turn before putting them back on the shelf after she had made her choice. Here is the display before and after her visit. Which vase did Mrs Jones buy?
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| Insert the numbers 1 to 4 in the boxes. Each row, column and 2x2 box must contain the numbers 1 through 4 exactly once. You can work this out—you don’t have to guess. | Other Competitions Looking for more free games online?Try these for fun! competitions.rtf [~1928K] |
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